Research Findings Report

Researcher David ‘Tater’ Totco


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Hello, I am researcher and robot builder David ‘Tater’ Totco.

In July of 2008, my neice Julie Taylor helped me setup this hypertext wordpress blog to report findings about a disturbance on my property.

Since then, we have discovered an unsual form of life inhabiting my land. Our first discoveries included strange disturbances, then weapons and forts, and finally we saw one of the life forms first hand.

They appear to be small animated mushroom looking creatures. They also seem to be very violent. I believe they have a wide range of powers including some kind of influence over the human mind.

I am now focused on spreading the word so that others can be prepared for their invasion. We have to stop this from happening. Mushroom Men are real.

During my mission, I have discovered a large group of people who know about the Mushroom Men and seem to be under some kind of spell. Some group known as the Dead Fly have been creating some kind of computer generated “game” propaganda to lull people into thinking there is nothing really happening.

My mission means stopping Dead Fly in their tracks. The only salvation I know of is spreading the truth as far and wide as possible.

-Tater Totco


Written by davidtater

July 8, 2008 at 4:13 am

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  1. Hello, David! you probably don’t rember me, but I was at nintendo world, and you convinced me that the mushroom men were real. I was the one with the Guitar Hero DS, and you showed me the weapons that the mushroom men created out of the only supplies they could find on earth, and the pictures of them on your backyard. well I came to say that Icould have sworn I saw a twig movingon the side walk near my house, no gust of wind at all! but when I looked back nothing moved. I could be loosing my bonkers, but I know I’m crazy enough to know that I know that it was a mushroom man. MUSHROOM MEN ARE REAL!!!!

    Ryan Schmahl

    September 13, 2008 at 7:44 pm

  2. You must try to photograph them and share the evidence. Also, look for anything they may have left behind. No one will believe you until you have evidence to show – trust me, I know this. If you need any help, I’m sure my niece would be happy to lend a hand. With out her, I never would have been able to do what I’ve done on the hypertext Internet.


    September 15, 2008 at 3:27 pm

  3. Tater! You haven’t updated this page since I first started visiting your site. You really should give a “the story until now” update here for any new people coming to your blog!


    September 22, 2008 at 11:09 pm

  4. […] the way, I have updated the “About” page as Nate suggested. I forget that some viewers here may be new. How many of you are […]

  5. iamnate – Thank you for pointing this out. I updated the page.


    September 23, 2008 at 6:20 pm

  6. How do you know they are violent? Put yourself in their shoes; they have no idea what you are, and at their size a lot can be deadly. I thinkl they are just scared and confused about what’s going on, and they are reacting as any animal or semi-sentient being would; with their basic instincts, which are to attack, run, and hide. We don’t need to worry about them until they actively try to hurt us. And I really don’t think that they took your robot. Finally, I think the whole thing with the game happening at the same time is just a coincedence.


    September 24, 2008 at 4:16 pm

  7. Where are these photographs? I do not discount, but I am a constructive skeptic. Good luck on your furthering research. I look forward to keeping up on it as well. I realize the frustration you must feel upon others’ crude skepticism. Truth sometimes seems unworldly, does it not? Also, I am interested in this robot you are making, made and was stolen. I will read on. Much love, christian


    December 28, 2008 at 10:48 pm

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