Mushrooms Are Real
This is more real than I ever imagined. I have discovered Myconids, a race of intelligent roughly humanoid fungus! I do not understand what this Dungeons and Dragons is. I have reinforced my discovery with more evidence from something called an Urban Dictionary. That is not even the most frightening part. During my searching on Google, I found hundreds of illustrations and photos of them! There are so many kinds! How did no one know about this? When did this happen before? So many questions.
I must apologize for this video as I got a little distracted. I am on a mission, but I am human. Still, I thought Randy would appreciate it. She should be a robot, should she not?
More videos are coming. I think Jules said we are about halfway through the video we captured. I must go back out into the public. I must find out where these people are gathering again and confront them.